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Edited by Infiltrat0rN7:
9/9/2013 10:32:35 AM
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Plot was 75% Cerberus
Starbrat
TIM going full retard.
Diana Allers
Rachni Queen Clone/War Assests.
Kai Leng have as much intelligence as Ocelot during MGS3 but Bioware thinks he's best antagonist eva.
Artistic Integrity
Legion all like "lol reapahs good"
Liara showing up everywhere
Kal Reeger killed via email
Emily Wong killed via twitter
"Hey guy's what if we take away the neutral bar?"
Shit-tier PTSD
Paragon too much of a man-child Renegade too much of a child murderer.
Tali's face.
Finding out the Protheans are actually elitist PC master race huggers
Origin
90% autodialog
Collector base decision turned into war assets
Background and profile thrown out the window
>Be Earthborn
>lolearthisonfirebettergofightcerberus
Miranda and Sister
And what pissed me off the most that wasn't the ending
-DLC Character's get -blam!-ed over and get at least 2 minutes of screen time. Too put the icing on the cake
[i]Both of them were my favorite squadmates in ME2[/i] ;_;
Also i realized i forgot a lot more.
Reapers not being all bigandscareh
Harbinger showing up for 2 seconds, leaves.
War Assets
War Assets just change color of ending
Mess sergeant Gardner MIA
Fetch Quests
Shepard qq'ing about Thessia
"Hey you went renegade in ME2? Well -blam!- you"
Lack of hard choices
Citadel Council loosing their spaghetti.
Got dang Reaper kill switch. (Crucible)
Senator Armstrong green beam of light nanomachining everything at ending (synthesis)
EDI and Joker
But wait there's more!
Kelly Romance
Jack Romance
Jacob Romance
Every ME2 romance except the Dextro Squad
Conrad dies if you do ridiculous ME1 side quests
None of the Citadel quests have nothing of value except make your EMS E-peen grow bigger
Virmire survivor bitching about me being in Cerberus
The Elcor Homeland mission was me scanning there moon
1 Hub world. Which is mostly just the place were you do peoples homework
Dark Energy plot thrown out window.
Casey Hudson.
The only real good thing about ME3 was the MP so i can have dem quarian jiggly bumb bumb
English
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[quote]Jacob Romance[/quote] OH YEAH That may have been the funniest thing to come out of ME3
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All he wanted was the prrrriiizzzzzzzzzeeee
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Edited by Smarkdow: 9/10/2013 5:03:17 AM"Shepard, I know you and I had a thing going on, but six months is a long time. So I ended up knocking up some random Cerberus scientist. So yeah..."
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"Well what do we do for the Jacob fanbase?" "We [i]could[/i] use our resources to give them an emotionally satisfying conclusion like (we attempted to give) the others..." "... Oh! I know! We could use our resources to deliver them a giant middle finger!" "BRILLIANT IDEA!"
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Edited by Smarkdow: 9/10/2013 5:14:44 AM^What the Jacob romance reminded me of. Oh I forgot something. Brilliant idea? I just love how Shepard can't do anything. She can't criticize or slap Jacob or the doctor. She just accepts it because BioWare didn't want to give any other options. And I can't believe I forgot about this: "Oh and Shepard, we want to name our child after you." What an asshole.
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an asshole? autodialog how does it work
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Edited by Smarkdow: 9/10/2013 5:40:38 AMHow does it work? I'LL TELL YOU HOW IT WORKS! IT'S LIKE NORMAL DIALOGUE, EXCEPT BETTER! Instead of choosing your own dialogue option like the previous games (Which was a long and painful process), with Autodialogue™, THE GAME DOES IT FOR YOU! Shepard now speaks his or her mind WITH NO PLAYER INPUT REQUIRED! Roleplaying? More like [i]bore[/i]playing. With Autodialogue™, we take the player out of the equation. ISN'T IT AWESOME?!?!?!?
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I couldn't really say it any better. But what makes me rage the most, is the buttfacking the Rachni got. Big buildup, expecting a cutscene were their fleets show up and do something epic, then we get nothing. Not even a god damn DLC either.
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Harbinger was seriously disappointing...I mean really?
