JavaScript is required to use Bungie.net

OffTopic

Surf a Flood of random discussion.
4/18/2013 11:47:29 PM
35

The perils of having a hot teacher.

So we all wish we had a hot teacher right? Well this year my wish was granted, and let me tell you it's not as great as it seems. First off it's hard for me to not get a boner every time I enter the class. So pretty much everyday I have to get in my desk as fast as I can before my boner becomes noticeable. Secondly, I can never ask my teacher questions because she's so damn hot, and I can't talk to hot females. Now my grade ends up suffering as a result. I also can't ever make eye contact with my teacher, knowing that I fapped to her on many occasions. My shame is too great. To summarize I thought having a hot teacher would be awesome, but now I fell so awkward whenever I'm in that class. Let that be a lesson to you Flood. If you ever have a hot teacher don't ever fap to her. Not even once. So, have you ever had a hot teacher, and if so what was it like? Are your struggles similar to mine?

Posting in language:

 

Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

  • I had a hot teacher once. Tall, skinny, blonde, freckled, perfect ass, great boobs, wonderful smile. Great personality, dirty sense of humour, similar interests, easily a 9.5. Routinely wore skimpy clothing and regularly dropped things that she had to bend over to pick up. I had no problems with boners or any difficulty talking to her. I had the highest marks of anyone in the class, period. I even jokingly asked her to prom, and she sorta pondered it for a minute.

    Posting in language:

     

    Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

  • In middle school I had 2 really hot teachers, one of them I even caught her with her thong sticking out. Then in high school there was one teacher that every dude in the whole school wanted to bang, even one the tennis coaches admitted she was hot. Unfortunately I didn't have her as a teacher but every time she walked through the halls every dude would stare at her ass.

    Posting in language:

     

    Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

  • [quote]I also can't ever make eye contact with my teacher, knowing that I fapped to her on many occasions. My shame is too great. To summarize I thought having a hot teacher would be awesome, but now I fell so awkward whenever I'm in that class. Let that be a lesson to you Flood. If you ever have a hot teacher don't ever fap to her. Not even once. [/quote] LOL

    Posting in language:

     

    Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

    1 Reply
    • My literature teacher was a 9.742 on a scale of 1-10 during my senior year. She was cool and she liked me, I could tell. I didn't really face the problems that you did, however. I don't 'fap' so I didn't come close to your situation.

      Posting in language:

       

      Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

    • I had a hot teacher from Iceland my sophomore year. I must admit it was the first time I ever wanted to have sex with a teacher.

      Posting in language:

       

      Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

    • Yeah I had a hot Spanish, a hot health teacher and 2 hot English teachers. All of those classes I got A's in and if anything I did better in those classes. So yeah OP suck lass also if you get a boner fap before you little pervert.

      Posting in language:

       

      Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

    • Had a hot english teacher, im on the front row, she bends down in front of me to pick stuff out of a box/off the floor with cleavage in my face. WIN

      Posting in language:

       

      Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

    • i hate having a hot teacher. All i can think about is bending her over the desk and -blam!-ing the shit out of her. Then i get a boner and you gotta tuck it up and deep in the back of your head youll always know that youll never have a chance with her.

      Posting in language:

       

      Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

    • Yeah, I had some pretty wank-bangable teachers in School. But I kept my dick under control and I think I've come out with good grades. How can you not make eye contact with her? How guilty do you even feel? You only fapped to her, its not like you made a choice which will define life and death. In all of the years of your life, you spend a few minutes or even hours fapping. If you don't tell anyone, its fine. Get over it.

      Posting in language:

       

      Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

      1 Reply
      • BRUH

        Posting in language:

         

        Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

      • I use to have big problem with NRBs in school, but I just said -blam!- it, I can't control what it does naturally down there.

        Posting in language:

         

        Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

      • ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

        Posting in language:

         

        Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

        1 Reply
        • How the hell did you fap to your teacher?

          Posting in language:

           

          Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

          2 Replies
          • Why you gotta bump people?

            Posting in language:

             

            Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

          • Edited by FoMan123: 7/18/2013 5:27:09 PM
            I love rock and roll.

            Posting in language:

             

            Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

          • Guys my struggle is over, I don't know why you keep bumping this thread. I've been out of school for almost two months.

            Posting in language:

             

            Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

          • We had a gym teacher named ms sidebottom. Even her fellow teachers called her ms finebottom.

            Posting in language:

             

            Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

          • It sucks when you get fire drills or called to the front of the class right after you pop a chub.

            Posting in language:

             

            Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

          • [quote]So we all wish we had a hot teacher right?[/quote]I already have one. Pretty sure I'm one of her favourites too..

            Posting in language:

             

            Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

          • Edited by Wolvers: 7/16/2013 10:12:25 PM
            There's a phaggot on your keyboard, he's hiding between I and {

            Posting in language:

             

            Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

            2 Replies
            • Wait, blou fapped to blour teacher? Da hell.

              Posting in language:

               

              Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

            • I have to say you need to learn self control.

              Posting in language:

               

              Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

            • How many times have I told that this gets old? Cut the shit already. This crap was never funny.

              Posting in language:

               

              Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

              1 Reply
              • I thought this thread looked familiar...

                Posting in language:

                 

                Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

              • Edited by kgj: 4/18/2013 11:50:46 PM
                0
                Well, I tutor my girlfriend for AP Math so... :D :D :D

                Posting in language:

                 

                Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

                3 Replies
                • Well it's distracting having a hot teacher therefore this means you're grades'll plumet. Simple.

                  Posting in language:

                   

                  Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

                You are not allowed to view this content.
                ;
                preload icon
                preload icon
                preload icon