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originally posted in:OIA
2/10/2021 3:34:42 PM
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I wonder if Red Skull forgot to tell you how outdated you are, and how unuseful to him your shell is...
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Of course not! I've been updated to the Panzer I(2006) version! Outdated my chassis
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We have hundreds of Mk 44 BASHER (2021) tanks with foot thick armor plating. Yes, outdated.
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I have a Hulk.
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Thankfully he's on our side.
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Sure, but Apocalypse, Steppenwolf, Darkseid, and ThatOneGuyThatUsedToBeGeneralZod is on ours.
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Apocalypse is on his own side. Besides, we have Thunder monkeys.
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But, are they a Panzer I?
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Don't need to be.
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*tank gasp* Impossible! Ok then... How about sentience! Hah!
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How does a tank gasp? Is it the same way a tank punches and talks?
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With a mechanical screech and rhythmic clanking! It's an ancient language of WAR! Stupid basher tanks don't even know what that is...
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Ok, that makes sense. Also, maybe Basher tanks are programmed with this... language of war?
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Nonsense! The language died around the end of the cold war! Because the "new" tanks thought themselves superior to such an "old" language. And these basher tanks are so "new" and "better" that I doubt they even know that a proper tank is
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Ok boomer. [spoiler]This is the first time I have used this word, and it fits so perfectly! You know, since your a Cold War tank. HAHAHA![/spoiler]
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[spoiler]The Panzer I is pre-WWII, and also[/spoiler] You have fallen into my trap! Which is nothing! I was just trying to get you to say that! For comedic effect!
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It worked. I am humbled by your foresight.
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Wha- Oh! Yes! HAHA! PANZER TRIUMPHS AGAIN! *tries to rocket away, but remembers mechanic is still busy and the thruster cant be fixed*
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[i]Thank you for activating the BASHER Main Battle Tank. You may call me Sheilia.[/i]
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Well, I'll just cut off your supply lines so someone can blow up those silly copy-cat tanks!
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[i]Firing main cannon.[/i]
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"Wrong!" "Thanks to my rocket fuel, generously supplied by generous supporters, I can escape!" *the rocket activates and sends panzer flying off, but he hits a rock, his track breaks, and he starts spiraling almost straight upwards*
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[i]Firing anti-air missiles.[/i]
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*panzer has broken through the atmosphere*
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It's definitely not you, that's for sure.
