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7/16/2020 3:08:25 PM
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Blaze gets woken up by the noise. “What?! What’s going on?!”
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*Loot whispers* ... Just pretend like I'm not here...
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“Why?” Blaze whispers back.
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*Akeno bursts through the doors* "WHERE IS HE!?!"
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“Blaze looks at her. “Who?”
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"That big demonic dummy."
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“Um.....still no clue who you’re talking about. I need a name.”
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"Loot, I need to talk to that useless jerk."
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“What did he do this time?” Blaze sighs.
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*Akeno glances over the barroom while her tail sways back and forth* "Nothing you need to be worried about nosy." * she stops at the table Loot is under*
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“Well I’m curious, cat lady!”
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"Yeah okay fine, he did something stupid so I have to make it up to him."
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“Shouldn’t it be the other way around? He has to make it up to you guys for being stupid?”
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*she picks up the table with one hand and sees Loot laying under it* ... Oh heyyy, I guess you found me... *Loot looks rather defeated. She picks him up by the collar and sets the table down.* ... Would it help if I said I'm so-... *she balls up her fist and nails Loot in the gut*
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“UNHOLY!” Blaze yells, holding his own stomach.
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*she let's go of his collar and he falls forward onto her. She grabs him in a tight embrace and whispers* "You're such an idiot."
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“Um Loot? What did you do?”
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*Loot, still regaining his breath* ... Well, I accidentally uh, saw something I... Shouldn't have...
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“What do you mean?”
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... Well Akeno wanted to ride on my shoulders so when I picked her up I looked up at the wrong time and, uh yeah... "That wasn't the problem dummy."
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“Then what was the problem?!”
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"He didn't show any kind of a reaction."
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“Oh. You wanted him to be Hmming in approval, huh?” Blaze smirks.
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"Or something, but no, he just looked away real fast and covered his nose. So to make up for it, you have to hold me." *Akeno crawls into Loot's lap, he picks her up and stands up, walks over to the bar and sits down.* ... Why is life so hard...
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“Because you’re surrounded by girls who want to be with you. What do you want today?”
