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6/19/2020 12:43:04 AM
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I shall volunteer to be the first offtopican to drink the Dark Goopy From the Sky to see what it does to the hoomin body
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*As you drink the liquid you feel your insides catching fire, the corruption spreads through your body dissolving organs and tissue without slowing.*
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Hmmmmmm... It's like a cross between Bop's catnip, hot cheetoes, and crack cocaine. I give Deep Juice a 7 out of 10.
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Thank you! What can we improve about the formula?
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Well, texture wise, it's a little too sticky for my taste. It feels more like yogurt sticking to the sides and roof of my mouth when it should be nore like a smooth pudding that simply slides right down the gullet. I also feel it has this weird tangy taste that lingers on afterwards, which contrasts with the spicy and the goopy flavors. As for the organ dissolving part, Deep Juice is in a weird spot because it feels like my irgans are catching fire, but their really dissolving like acid so, again, the two tastes are kinda conflicting there. You could go with two routes here: the spicy, hot pepper flavor with more flamey organ decimation or the goopy acid flavor with more dissolving organ decimation. Better yet, i suggest making two lines of Deep Juice and just let the victims choose! I think these changes would bump up Deep Juice to either an 8 or a 9, depending on how im feeling that day. P.s. Have you been in the Salty Mines lately? This last batch felt a little over seasoned.
