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Edited by Capt. Kelp:
6/9/2020 12:31:09 AM
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A shinobi approaches one of the tables, inspecting the furniture and the others in the bar. His sword, a green hilted katana prevents him from sitting down and forces him to remove it from his back. The slight jangle of knives rings from his pack. Finally he comfortably sits. A kunai rests in the table, it’s surface chipped and scraped but the blade is sharp. A loud rumble emanates from the shinobi’s table.
“Oh sorry that was my stomach”
Kombu waits silently, other than his roaring stomach.
[spoiler]ps Kombu means kelp in Japanese [/spoiler]
English
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Blaze walks over. “Sorry I was busy! What do you want?”
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Excited, Kombu wakes and yells “Senpai noticed me!! But I’ll take a ginger ale with some buffalo chicken wings.”
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Blaze looks at you oddly, before leaving and coming back with your wings and ginger ale. “What’s the name?”
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Kombu!
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“Cool...... you seem new to Offtopic.”
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Well yes but actually no I’ve been lurking using the app but never logged in until now. I remember the great [redacted] war.
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“Alright.......”
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Kombu promptly begins to devour the chicken, his mouth disproportionately grows to fit all the food.
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“Um.......what?”
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Chugging the ginger ale , he looks at you puzzled.
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“Your mouth like......grew.”
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Wait your mouth can’t do that???? Hmm I thought that happens to everyone
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Edited by Nightmare Tune: 6/8/2020 9:13:49 PM“No......I don’t do that when I eat.”
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Weird... anyway is there any unspoken rules I should be aware of so that I don’t get into trouble?
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“Not that I can think of.....oh, keep fighting outside of the bar.”
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Got it! And uhh could I get some more ginger ale?
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“Yeah...” Blaze hands you more, before muttering, “maybe......salty?”
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“Hmm what?”
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Did you say salt?
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“Don’t think I did.” Blaze looks away.
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Edited by Capt. Kelp: 6/8/2020 9:22:28 PM“Oh ok” Kombu, having eaten his fill begins to fall into a food coma.
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“Do you need anything else?”
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“Hmm? No I think I’m good.” As he falls asleep
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Blaze goes back behind the counter.
