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5/25/2019 4:40:14 AM
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Opened the OffTopic forum cause I was bored........ I regret so much
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better than density 2 forum
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And I forgot to share a beer at that day.
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3 RepliesEdited by Speaker: 5/25/2019 11:28:42 AMbecause it [i]WUZ[/i] porch day, here have a mantis shrimp
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2 RepliesWelcome to Wonderland. We're all mad here.
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9 Repliesone of us one of us one of us
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Are you like new?
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We are a people
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1 Reply[i][b]Here there be monsters.[/b][/i] [spoiler]And porches![/spoiler]
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19 RepliesIt's an idiotic thing that the newer members of OffTopic think is funny. Don't worry, this forum is usually filled with threads that have some sort of discussion that makes some sense.
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It’s our holiday, porch day. On this day celebrate one of the most widely parodies posts to ever exist, the porch post.
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The most important holiday.
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1 Reply... It's a holiday!... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
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Porch day, duh
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It’s a national holiday don’t worry about it these things happen down here
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Is this the real life Is this just fantasy Caught in a landslide No escape from reality [spoiler]baited[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesEdited by indigo_rhodes: 5/25/2019 5:55:43 PMPart of the crew, part of the ship [b]Part of the crew, part of the ship[/b] [b][i]PART OF THE CREW, PART OF THE SHIP[/i][/b]
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One word, porch day. Yes, I'm aware that that's two words. Long story short, an old user made a post about a dog showing up on said persons porch and asked what to do, needless to say #offtopic decided to parody it, which they ended up loving so much that they chose to recognize the day as a forum holiday.
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Edited by minifig13: 5/25/2019 3:26:08 PMIt's porch day(s), couldn't you tell? We're lucky the porch gangers aren't a thing anymore.
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And in the master's chambers, They gathered for the feast They stab it with their steely knives, But they just can't kill The beast Last thing I remember, I was Running for the door I had to find the passage back to the place I was before 'Relax' said the night man, 'We are programmed to receive. You can check out any time you like, But you can never leave!' *solos off into oblivion*
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*screams in porch* TAKE THIS COOKIE 🍪
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*laughs in porch*
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https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Porch%20Day
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It’s not usually like this, just some made up holiday thing.
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4 RepliesPeople being unoriginal and thinking they’re funny 🤷🏼♂️
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https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Porch%20Day
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This too shall pass.
