Hey hey hey! Hi there, Offtopic! I’m your host, Nighthawk, coming to you live today with the premier episode of the [b]Offtopic Dating Show[/b], where love booms or busts every second!
Here’s how it works:
Two hopeful Offtopickles enter a thread. They will be posed a series of questions to find out how similar they are, and then they will decide whether or not to give each other a try! And ALL of it will be done right here in the forums for your viewing pleasure... no exclusive PMs, no holding back!
For the first season, only 20 spots will be available... so sign up now, before it’s too late! Everyone’s welcome, even lurkers or new folk- consider this your opportunity to get to know us a little!
SIGNUPS:
-Toaster
-CharlestheDeputy
-Ronin
-Man_of_war
-CowboyCobaltMan
-RingLeader77
-ACROCANTHUS
WiErDsCiEnCe (Aku)
-Psyperactive81
-Batpug74
-Bopsheezi
-LZ2001
-Kittimu
-Playoff Jaeger
-Ult Loot Crate
-ben11howard
-Virus
-TotallyNotSteve
-Mediocre Adidas
-lethalbarracuda
Also, let’s put our hands together for our co-hosts, the Raptor and DrPorchTitan32!
Edit: thank you everyone for the signups! The first episode will be aired later this week! If you missed the signups, don’t worry- this is only the first season!
See you next time on [b]The Offtopic Dating Show![/b]
[spoiler]DISCLAIMER: The Offtopic Dating Show reserves the rights to disqualify anyone who violates the sexual harassment policy of the CoC. The show is not held responsible for any such violations. Don’t get me banned, guys[/spoiler]
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LET IN THE PANCAKE MONK
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17 RepliesEdited by Mediocre Adidas: 5/18/2019 4:15:03 PMI see one female up there
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So when's the first show?
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2 RepliesUhhhhhhh......no!
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Edited by silencersix: 5/18/2019 4:59:04 PMSoooo..... they’re all guys... dew it!
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Nice a gay dating show with some alternate dimensions and a dead guy
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What am I even watching...
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8 RepliesEdited by Psyperactive81: 5/17/2019 6:32:49 PM[url=https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwia7NnBlqPiAhXJ1qQKHfAYDVgQjRx6BAgBEAU&url=https%3A%2F%2Fgiphy.com%2Fgifs%2Fmy-body-is-ready-harry-potter-snape-8miYQYfpol1qU&psig=AOvVaw1P-niXA-izfHfplw2kjX_N&ust=1558203477816795]My Body Is Ready[/url] [spoiler]*Drops Smoke Bomb*[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesAnd I'm your co-host, The Raptor, here to make your dreams come true!
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7 RepliesNooooooo, I was too late Spare some change for a poor soul
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2 RepliesThis is the most terrifying thing I have ever seen
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4 Replies[spoiler]I'm going to regret this, aren't I?[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI actually was interested in this :/
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2 RepliesA dating show with a list of losers as contestants?... *grabs lawn chair and popcorn* ...the cringe...THE CRINGE!...
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I'll pass. I've already immersed myself in darkness and isolation. I am in a relationship with pizza.
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2 RepliesMost of them are guys aren’t they?
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1 ReplyMay I supply music, or is that not allowed here?
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2 RepliesHow much money do I need to give you to get in
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4 RepliesHold up, I just commented. I didn’t say I’d sign up. Welp, guess I’m doing this
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Maybe next time.
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why not
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Sign me up
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... If there's any slots I'll do it... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
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I’ll join
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Ummm... [spoiler]Sure?[/spoiler] [spoiler]Why do I feel as if this is a fight or flight situation?[/spoiler]