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3/11/2019 2:59:47 AM
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I think I’ll trust my security guard to protect my valuables, thanks.
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Then again, she did lose my Amulet of Vor..
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amulet of [i]what[/i]
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[url=https://disney.fandom.com/wiki/Vor]Amulet of Vor[/url]. Cpntains the soul of an evil sorceress queen inside.
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Our state of the art security systems and deep storage protects even the most valuable items. Should you ever require airtight, top of the line asset protection, we will be there.
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I dunno.. It’d be hrd to offer better protection than a fairy. More expensive, too.
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As an elite of Offtopic you would be entitled to A vault at little to no cost. We will even waved the first months storage cost.
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Since when was I an elite? >.>
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O perhaps I was mistaken... Unless you would prefer the regular rate...
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Well, no, but I don’t think anyone around here considers me an elite. Well, elite of Gaming maybe.
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We will assume the latter is true * The Serpent Grins* for our valued customer.
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Seems sketchy. [i]Papika! Bring me Ribbon’s faerie crystal![/i] It can expel the evil out of people, so I’ll use that to judge your character first if you don’t mind.
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Hmmm... I'm afraid you cant use that in our Bank... We possess the latest in anti-anomaly countermeasures. We believe in the safety and privacy of our members. If you use hat here it will likely trigger our suppression and Containment protocols... I strongly discourage testing it. You will find that we are devoted to our clients privacy, alll of our licensing, tax, permits, and documentation are current and our institution accredited. We are subject to th material oversight by the offtopican governent, to ensure we are rewarding and protecting our investors and the general public.
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Not allowing for a morality check, eh? Well, then I’m sorry sir, but I’m afraid I’ll have to pass on your offer. Seeing how big you are on safety, I’m sure you understand.
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We certainly respect the reservations of others perhaps someday you will see it differently. Thank you for visiting!
