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7/22/2017 10:34:33 PM
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Purple ball taught me:
How to shave.
How to drive stick shift.
How to throw a perfect spiral.
How to climb a tree.
How to bake a cake.
But most importantly, the purple ball taught me how to live.
English
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So the purple ball was your father?
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No. What makes you say that?
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It taught me how to stream the latest episodes of my favourite tv shows & the newest movies. It taught me how to make crystal meth in a bathtub using household chemicals. It taught me how to pick the lock on a cop car & how to disable the alarm on an Audi A1 Sportback. It taught me how to trade sexual favours for cigarettes & how to fashion a makeshift shiv to defend myself from fellow inmates. You know what... Now that I think about it, It's been a really bad influence on me!
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It taught us all much, so that we could teach the next generation.
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It taught me how to kick.
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[quote]Purple ball taught me: How to shave. How to drive stick shift. How to throw a perfect spiral. How to climb a tree. How to bake a cake. But most importantly, the purple ball taught me how to live.[/quote]
