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5/28/2017 2:32:50 PM
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What do Ascendant Hive give to each other on Christmas
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4 Replies[i]"If Sepiks Prime were Green, he'd be Sepiks [b]LIME!!![/b]"[/i] Probably the best I've read on here.
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1 ReplyHey girl those are some nice pants, what's their [b]drop rate?[/b] Hey girl are those pants purple, because that ass is [b]legendary.[/b] What is a bowling pin's least favourite game mode? [b]Strike.[/b] What is a Knight's favourite game? [b]Hive and Seek.[/b] Help! [b]Hive Fallen and I can't get up![/b] Why do they call it the traveler? [b]Because it never dribbles.[/b] Yo mama's so fat that when she plays crucible Lord Shaxx says, "[b]Your crushing them.[/b]" Crota is on the move again! No, he's [b]crotating.[/b] Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on chatter white she looks like the traveler. I was going to make a good destiny pun. But I [b]phogoth[/b] it. I was going to make a destiny pun. But all the good ones [b]Archon.[/b] I'm going to visit my grandpa's retirement home! Where? [b]The prison of elders.[/b] Why do fallen go to jail? [b]Vandal[/b]ism. Why don't you want to have sex with the Templar? Because he has [b]harpies.[/b] Why did Atheon get fired from his job? Turns out he was taking [b]supplicants.[/b] Why can't you run wrath of the machine? Because [b]Aksis Denied[/b] you. What do you call a famous destiny rapper? A [b]Cabal[/b]ler. Here are the three X's of hawkmoon. -Xtrodinary -Xtravegant -Xboxless I went to a party last night. It was pretty en[b]thrall[/b]ing. I raised in vault of glass for 3 hours and still haven't beaten it. It was rather [b]vex[/b]ing. Some of the girl gamers on destiny are weird. Turns out they are [b]gjallerhorny.[/b] Why do fireteams only consist of three people? Because nobody likes the [b]fourth horseman.[/b]
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Acendant rasins
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About $1.95?
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Sorry not original
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Edited by Keksis, the Betrayed: 11/11/2020 8:59:21 PM
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I made that joke when I first saw that debuff pop up on my screen. [spoiler]The luckiest seven you will ever meet[/spoiler]
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Badum tsss
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Celery
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Nice😅
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As a terrible joke enthusiast I will be liking your post
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Filthy Helium Drinker get off my Board. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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HAHQHAHHQHAHAHAHAJ I GET IT Even though I haven't played any raid....
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Please no
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Downvote cause of bad joke only
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Edited by Garfield Peanut Butter!: 5/29/2017 9:02:51 PMwhat's another name for lego bricks? blocks
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8 RepliesNot funny
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6 RepliesI don't get it.
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Oh no...
