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2/17/2017 6:24:07 PM
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One time I was playing paintball, and I got shot in the dick. I fell over crying (I was 12 at the time) and someone else shot my ass.
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Sounds like a porno. So do you like ham? HurrDurr!!!!!!
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So its not just a clever name...well played sir or shall i call you KERMIT!!! Busted !!
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I got shot in the -blam!-ing eat with a paintball gun
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Wtf is an eat? You mean mouth. You were shot in the eat...or mouth? Wth is going on. Hold me
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Ear * lol
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Jesus one letter and i thought the world was over lol...close one brotato
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God that must've hurt
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I was lucky it didn't bust my eardrum but damn it hurt.
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One time I got shot and the paint went though the holes in my mask and splattered me on the face.
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How'd that happen?
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Paintball hit spot where my mouth would've been without the mask, it splattered and went through the small holes that the mask had to keep you cool
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Oh. Yeah that makes sense
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Me and a couple buddies played chicken/duel with paintball guns. One dude got hit in the ear. Twice. In the same spot. He wasn't happy
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Shit hurts man.
