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[quote]There is none. We're too fly👌🏼[/quote]
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Pfft okay....suuuuuuure go hide under your blanke- oh I mean cloak
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Nice friendship bracelet. Or was that a butt rag?
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I can't decide between which is more useless, the No Land Beyond or Arc Blade
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Can't decide which is worse, telesto or sunbreaker
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So a titan, a warlock, and a hunter walk into a bar. They all go to sit down and all three hit their elbows on the table. The titan shrugs it off, the warlock rubs his elbow and the hunter waits to be revived.
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Wouldn't have happened. Hunters aren't that clumsy
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Probably cuz they are too busy trying to shoot a wall with golden gun
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Three guardians walk into a restaurant, a warlock, a Titan, and a hunter. When the waiter comes by and asks what they would like, the hunter and warlock point to wait they would like. When the Titan tries the waiter asks "what are you pointing at?" The Titan however, apart from having small arms, he also can't read, therefore he skips dinner and instantly starves to death from starvation. [spoiler]3 birds with one stone ;)[/spoiler]
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Do you know why hunters got the lowest jump height? [spoiler]becuase if they go higher they will die on the fall down[/spoiler] I assume you haven't noticed so let me make it clear, taking out an enemy player and YOURSELF with a tripmine does not actually count as a double kill. A hunters super cant one hit a warlock with the ram but titans and warlocks can, enough said.
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Tsk tsk tsk. "Why do titans always win staring contests?" My nephew asked me one hot summer afternoon. He had just lost 10 consecutive contests with Titans. "My dear boy." He started. "Titans can't blink." He looked at me with a look of utter despair While playing crucible today a Titan threw a grenade at my feet. I knew it was a Titan because the the pin was still in
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Makes sense why hunters are so clumsy and can't shoot anyone with golden gun, because they keep blinking and can't pay attention