The harambese people of the internet have the best army in the world. Everyone is a bunch of fedora wearing katana masters who have trained under chuck noris for the last 20 years and can do the 100 hits per second combo. If you so much as utter "dicks out", 5762 of these warriors will magicly appear with their dicks out screaming FOR HARAMBE so loud your ear drums explode. They go into battle wearing their patented logic proof fedoras, bullet proof fuzzy rainbow leggings and arm gaurds, a bullet proof rainbow unicorn cowl(the fedora gooes on top) that shoots rainbow colored lazers, very out of place black combat boots, and no shirts. [spoiler]their perfectly toned abs and pecs are soo perfectly toned they reflect bullets[/spoiler] On top of all of this theur katanas allow them to turn their victims into mindless slaves(like zombies), and they can also do this dance wear staring at them for to long while they do it can make you expolode. Its difficult to look away because their clothes/armor is so distracting. Their battle field commanders carry arround super big 80's boomboxes playing Always- by Erasure causing most battle field combatants to comit suicide out right, while others simply cry or start dancing thinking this is gonna be the begining of a dope ass party, only to wind up realising they were fighting for the wrong side the whole time and joining the harambese in their conquest. In fact by the time you have read to this point they have already infiltrated every governement and army in the world and are now a shadow government controlling everything.