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Edited by What I Look Like:
8/1/2016 5:57:08 AM
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I imagine an obese dude reading this, flipping between the Bungie forums app, Pokémon Go, and a tracking app as well..
Furiously shaking his fist. Flubber bouncing. Sweat (not from walking and playing the game correctly, but from the leather couch and an abnormally high concentration of body heat) flying off of the clenched hand, wholly reminiscent of a potato.
"BUT I DON'T WANNA WALK NIANTICCCCCCCC"
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I forgot about the part where radars make the pokemon magically float into your lap.
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I also forgot about those Pokémon I caught on my couch. Haunter, Tauros, Eevee, etc. I'm only level 11. I'm sure the sunlight will [i]jog[/i] your memory though.
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I have caught one pokemon within 50 yards of my house. I'm level 20.
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