Do it and prepare to suffer under my wrath.
Also, I spelled "allowed" like "aloud" and not one grammar [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url] showed up. Wow.
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When a friend gets pissed off: WHY DOES IT -blam!-ING MATTER JUST LEAVE IT THE -blam!- ALONE NO ONE GIVES A SHIT WHAT IT IS IT MAKES NO -blam!-ING DIFFERENCE
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[quote]Do it and prepare to suffer under my wrath. Also, I spelled "allowed" like "aloud" and not one grammar nаzi showed up. Wow.[/quote]
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Tfw I North Korea declared war on the US
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But mom!
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https://youtu.be/bkXJ8hKqtOA
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2 Replies[quote][quote][i]As Guy Fieri sat in his chair, he peered out the window. He held the .44 magnum in his hand, jittery with distress. He picked up a bullet, and dipped in a giant tub of wing sauce, and put the round in the empty chamber of his .44. He put the barrel of the gun in his mouth and said, [b]"Just one last trip to flavortown..." [/b][/i] [spoiler]and pulled the trigger.[/spoiler][/quote][/quote]
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Listen to be mine by .oschea #np on #SoundCloud https://soundcloud.com/oschea/be-mine
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1 ReplyTo be, or not to be: that is the question: Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep; No more; and by a sleep to say we end The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks That flesh is heir to, ’tis a consummation Devoutly to be wish’d. To die, to sleep; To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there’s the rub; For in that sleep of death what dreams may come When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, Must give us pause: there’s the respect That makes calamity of so long life; For who would bear the whips and scorns of time, The oppressor’s wrong, the proud man’s contumely, The pangs of despised love, the law’s delay, The insolence of office and the spurns That patient merit of the unworthy takes, When he himself might his quietus make With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear, To grunt and sweat under a weary life, But that the dread of something after death, The undiscover’d country from whose bourn No traveller returns, puzzles the will And makes us rather bear those ills we have Than fly to others that we know not of? Thus conscience does make cowards of us all; And thus the native hue of resolution Is sicklied o’er with the pale cast of thought, And enterprises of great pith and moment With this regard their currents turn awry, And lose the name of action.–Soft you now! The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons Be all my sins remember’d.
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BRING IT
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http://ironheart-artisans.deviantart.com/art/Thulsa-doom-2016-ad-552755160
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[quote]From the moment I set my crooked sails into this abysmal sea, I found a new love for life, A grateful respect for it I see now that everyone is born with the same heavy bones and Helium dreams as me If only I could reach If only I could speak and shower the world with the same admiration And vision of a sinking ship rebuilt and brought to shore Wouldn't that be glorious? A boat that never sinks A home that never breaks A heart that's never bored See those eyes that never stray, they become hazy empty holes That gaze through the spirit like just another man to wound in war Using all their momentum in their nightmares so they wake up frozen Solid staring at the door Waiting for the rain to cry from the sky to fill the ocean floor Like your fingers tied in knots, a beauty shimmers in your thoughts You look up at the chart A black bird flew out of the sky like Cupid's arrow to your heart As it strips through your chest you smile at the knowledge You stare at your treasure and say "Look love, I caught it"[/quote]
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c-K8hkayONk
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3 RepliesCancerous Leafy A Short Story by Hitler Leafy looked at the leaking heroin needle in his hands and felt triggered. He walked over to the window and reflected on his meme filled surroundings. He had always hated cancerous YouTube with trolls. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel triggered. Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Fousey Tube. Leafy gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a cancerous, reptilian, bleach drinker with satirical videos and cyber bully like tendancies. His friends saw him as the hitler of the Internet. Once, he had even rescued a careful Marina Joyce from a kidnapping. But not even a cancerous person who had once rescued a careful Marina Joyce from a kidnapping, was prepared for what Fousey had in store today. The raining teased like an Owl, making Leafy dead inside. As Leafy stepped outside and Fousey came closer, he could see the disgusting smile on his face. Fousey glared with all the wrath of 184 reptilians. He said, in hushed tones, "I hate you and I want your Virginity." Leafy looked back, even more dead inside and still fingering the leaking heroin needle. "Fousey, you look like a pinecone," he replied. They looked at each other with depressed feelings, like two green reptilians at a Twitter fight, which had rap music playing in the background and two white cis males fighting to the beat. Leafy studied Fousey's round shell and homeless features. Eventually, he took a deep breath. "I'm sorry," began Leafy in apologetic tones, "but I don't feel the same way, and I never will. I just don't hate you Fousey." Fousey looked betrayed, his emotions raw like a lit, re-used blunt. Leafy could actually hear Fousey's emotions shatter into 9248 pieces. Then humpty dumpty hurried away into the distance. Not even a drink of bleach would calm Leafy's nerves tonight. THE END
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I've been banned for: 1. Telling a 12 year old boy to kill himself (I deserved this) 2. Cursing and calling someone a desticle in the same post
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