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Edited by IxAMxBRANCH:
7/7/2016 6:27:29 PM
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The hardest thing for gamers to admit...
I simply was outplayed/inferior.
We all do it, myself included. Let's hear some your favorite"reasons". I'll start it off with:
- Lag
- I was behind a wall!!!!
- My teammates suck!
- my shot didn't register!!
Ok your turn
Added from comments:
- got stuck on the stairs
- shot through the doors
- Hilary Clinton
- Shoulder charge
- stuck on rocks
- he sniped me (apparently that's OP)
- my cat was in the way
- dropped my controller
- batteries died
- The Obama administration
- DDOS
- how could he see me! (Invis hunters)
- teammate in way of shot then moves and you die
- ran out of ammo
- spawn killed
- OP weapons (so all of them)
- blink shotgun
- shadestep
- twilight garrison
- I got a phone call
- aim assist pulling to a different target
- sprint "cooldown"
- teammates pushing out of defender bubble
- he/she cheated
- he/she is hacking
- HDMI disconnected
- misadventure
- SBMM
[b]Edit 2:[/b]if any of us die it's Hilary Clintons fault. That covers everything
[b]Edit 3: [/b]playing Elimination now and have most certainly blamed my poop teammates, Hilary, and recorded 11 clips that I "know" were sniper headshots or shotguns hits that didn't"register"
[b]Edit 4:[/b] Guys I got another one. Ok when you and an enemy are obviously equal distance apart using THE SAME SHOTGUN both with full health and his kills and yours does like 20 damage!!!!!!
[b]Edit 5:[/b]. Totally had to rage quit after shotgun then meleeing a Titan only to be OHK by his punch
[b]Edit 6:[/b] Holy sh*t guys! I had like 123 notifications this morning! I'm not going to be able to keep up but I'm gonna try
[b]Edit 6:. Guys, lag is definitely an issue but it is not the cause for 90% of deaths. Maybe 5-10%[/b]
[b][i]THANKS OBAMA[/i][/b]
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1 ReplyI'm nearly 50, and my mind and reflexes are not what they used to be, and it's not lag.
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Actually, I just suck.
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Supposed to be funny? Oh the irony!
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One time i rez'd a team mate instead of go for the last opponent, he got so mad, he talked about it for hours. I ended up blocking him. Whining like a puppy.
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1 ReplySometimes it doesn't help when my controller is all greasy and Dorito crumbs are wedging in to the gaps in my buttons, but that's mainly my fault
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Edited by PaulEBluebird: 7/7/2016 9:51:47 AMWhile I'd agree that everyone probably pulls some of these excuses, have you not been shot through a wall? Because I have! Normally if I die stupidly I shout 'he jump sniped me' to make it sound like there was nothing I could do about it! Lol These excuses are legit sometimes! http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Uyoo24NFrgU
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1 ReplyI was sprint locked, or "that shouldn't have happened." But most times," GG's."
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1 ReplyI get outplayed all the time. I personally very rarely see lag in the crucible, and when I do, it doesn't help the enemy anyways.
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I literally have to mute people I play with in the Crucible because they rage so often for no reason. "You got outplayed, dude" "[b]NO HE IS A HACKER THERE IS NO WAY HE HIT ME I WAS AROUND THE CORNER THAT GUY IS A CHEATING LAGSWITCHER WHO NEEDS TO GET A LIFE AND GET OUT OF HIS PARENTS BASEMENT I HATE HOW PEOPLE HAVE TO CHEAT TO DO WELL AT THIS GAME GOD NERF SNIPER RIFLES AND GET RID OF THE GODDAMN SHOULDERCHARGE AHHHH WHY ARE PEOPLE SO ANNOYING I CANT STAND CHEATERS THAT ARE YOU REALLY THAT BAD AT THE GAME UGGHH GO BACK TO COD YOU PIECE OF SH*T GET THE F*CK OFF THIS GAME URRRRGGGGHHH IM DONE HE KILLED ME AGAIN HE HAS TO BE A HACKER HE KILLED ME BEFORE HE EVEN SAW ME THAT GUN IS SO OVERPOWERED HE IS LAGGING SO HARD LIKE GET A BETTER POTATO MAN GEEZ I HONESTLY DONT UNDERSTAND WHY HE CAN KILL ME BECAUSE I SHOULD HAVE KILLED HIM WITH MY FELWINTER'S LIE FROM THE RANGE HE SNIPED ME THROUGH THE WALL AGAIN I HATE HIM IM REPORTING HIM THE CHEATING ASSHOLE GO TO HELL AHHHH!!![/b]" *ragequits* "Cool story bro" *goes on 15 killstreak*
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"the game cheated"
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Edited by Impurity41: 7/7/2016 8:15:43 AM*Dying because my guardian didn't sprint out of the way* "Well I guess my exo got tired"
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TV/Monitor was off.
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Edited by HyperVigiIant: 7/7/2016 7:15:48 AM...or for the times when you have no excuses, just call the opponents 'try-hards' because one shouldn't put in effort to win in an online player versus player game mode.
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I do blame lag a lot, but to be fair, crucible has questionable moments. A lot.
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Actually Hilary Clinton isn't someone to blame, it's someone to pretend it never happened, now trump....trump we can blame.
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Peanut butter sticking all the buttons.
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Ok, ill be the first to admit i suk, but just a couple days ago playing clash on memento, im running along following this dude and putting him in my sights, and i shit you not, my space magic wielding, all powerful warlock gets stuck on A -blam!-IN LAMP THATS 3 INCHES TALL! i I then proceeded to get sniped buy someone who was probably laughing their asses off. Salt was spilled that day
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2 RepliesI use the cat excuse. I just got two (extremely cute) kittens, but all they seem to want to do is bite my nose and give me kisses, which would be fine if I weren't simultaneously trying to dodge the barrage of Rockets McDickFace
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[quote]IF. I. COULD. -blam!-ING. RUN!!![/quote] Me every time I get mowed down trying to escape
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I hit a slope on the way down without using the jump ability (I always never use it cuz I know I will survive it xD)
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I legit get killed behind walls and have no idea how. I even see bullets go through walls sometimes. Probably lag. Not afraid to admit that I've been outplayed, however.
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2 Replies[u]- my shot didn't register!![/u] phantom bullets for HCs is a real thing.
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You forgot Donald Trump's hair blinded you.
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How about...[spoiler]Fist of Panic -- I mean Havoc[/spoiler]
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That they are not in the top 5% of skilled players so the game must be broken.
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Trumps wall in the way! XD
