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Edited by Talk2MeToner:
3/24/2016 1:27:35 PM
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The leaving the toilet seat up debate: bring it ladies of the forum
Okay so our opening argument is that it is a two way street. You can't pee with it up and I can't pee with it down because then it would be on the toilet seat. Since it is both ways it should be up to the user to change it. Also the falling in argument is humorous at best because we men poop almost as often as you pee and we still look before we sit down and never fall in. Looking before sitting is something we also do in every day life. You don't want to go sit on a staircase with bubble gum right where your butt is or an unstable ledge.
Your move ladies!
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I once lost my cellphone into the toilet, it also looks better with it down. So you avoid stupid accidents and it looks better, also it takes only two -blam!-ing seconds to put the damn lid up and down. [spoiler]it's better to piss sitting down anyway, doesn't' put as much pressure on the bladder and you avoid unfortunate rogue sprays. Which let's face it, can happen to everyone, there is a reason most public restrooms look terrible. [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyAny asshole who can't take two seconds to raise/lower a toilet seat without complaining about it should be euthanized.
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Today something terrible happened to me. I sat down on a toilet that had the seat left up by a careless male; me. In 34 yrs on this planet (for nearly 17 of which I have habitually used a toilet) I have never done this. Truthfully, I had always wondered why women got so upset over the issue. But, as I plunged asshole - deep into the ice cold drink and felt the sting of freezing water kiss the back of my sack, I came to terms with the treachery in not replacing the seat in a down position. I'm now working on a livid bruise that doubles as a tramp stamp and am conjuring the courage needed to admit I was gang -blam!- by germs. In fact, the smearing of my fresh butt cheeks down the inner bowl not only left my ass covered in enough bacteria to cure Eboli, but made #1 on my short list of "gross shit I shouldn't ever do again" and I've accidentally drank my own piss while camping. All I can think to say to women every where is; I'm really really sorry.
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2 RepliesMy solution is to close both lids after I'm done (both #1 and #2). That way the ladies, too, have to do the tedious work of raising a lid every time. I'm satisfied and I get no complaints as the bathroom looks more tidy with the lids down. Win-win.
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I piss on the seat. She needs to clean something since I clean the rest of the house.
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When my girl friend and I moved in together we both agreed that it is such a minor deal for either of us to put the seat up or down and it doesn't matter! Honestly, who cares??
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Putting the toilet seat down after you're done is polite, if there's a lady in the house, but at the same time it's their own fault if they fall in. You're [i]always[/i] supposed to look first, and that rule goes for everyone, not just ladies.
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Confused *uses the same bathroom as 3 other guys...* [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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12 RepliesEdited by Mangojoyride: 3/25/2016 1:21:14 AMLadies, As revenge just enter the shower with him, lock one leg around his and theeeen pee on him. ^_^
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4 RepliesOne good thing about having two moms your whole life is that you never forget to put the toilet seat down...
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1 ReplyI pee sitting down...
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10 RepliesI can solve this. Men practice your damn aim. I do not care if you have to join the riflesmen core to learn to shoot a god damn pistol. Women please look down before taking a damn cold sit. If you are going to fall in its your own fault for not looking. I do not care if you have to prescribe yourself a telescope to see the damn seat. [b]Do I make my self clear marines?[/b]
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1 ReplyEdited by Selario: 3/25/2016 4:01:01 PMIt doesn't really matter to me. I always look at the toilet and adjust it accordingly before I use it.
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1 ReplyIt's smart to close the lid before flushing, particulates can get launched up as you flush...
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Or you could just close the lid.
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Or we work together to find a way to evaporate the pee before it leaves the body
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...or just put the lid down completely, then open it to your preferred position.
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3 RepliesOr just don't raise the toilet seat to piss.
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If I have to put it down, they can put it up.
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Yeah I always looked before I sat, you know like any logical human being would do...
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[quote] You can't pee with it up and I can't pee with it down because then it would be on the toilet seat.[/quote] Sounds like you just need to practice more.
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1 ReplyI just pee with the seat down
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Every residential bathroom needs a urinal [i]and[/i] a toilet.
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Edited by Deathstroke: 3/25/2016 1:10:33 AMOr you can end the argument with your woman and buy a unisex seat.... Edit: they make them with a slice in the middle missing so guys don't piss on it
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7 RepliesYou're supposed to lower the toilet lid and seat before flushing anyway.
