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Edited by barisgirit:
11/6/2015 6:54:02 PM
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Chuck Norris facts for Destiny
Combine Chuck Norris facts with Destiny.
Chuck Norris does not use infusion. He just roundhouse kicks the gears in the materials and they are automatically turned into 330 exotic.
In the jumping puzzle to Oryx, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks the dildo back into the wall. He also walks to the chest room because the path is laid before him.
Fire away!
Edit: LMAO THERE ARE REALLY GOOD ONES!
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Chuck Norris is inside the traveller....just waiting to be awoken
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Chuck Norris once won a game a mayhem clash solo..... Using only ward of dawn
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Scientists on Ishtar Collective discovered that The Vex is actually a simulation by Chuck Norris and he trapped The Vex in time.
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12 Replies[i]The Fallen were called the Standing until they met Chuck Norris. [/i]
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Edited by Lao_Tzuu: 11/8/2015 7:53:04 PMChuck Norris doesn't play Destiny.
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1 ReplyCrota tried pulling the LAN cord to freeze chuck Norris. He was met with a perma-ban and receive one round house kick.
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Chuck Norris can brand the vessel and sisters without the relic. Chuck Norris has a year 2 Gally. Chuck Norris is the reason the traveller stayed. Chuck Norris has completed Destinys 10 year saga twice. Chuck Norris can play Destiny on a N64. The only thing older than the Universe and the Traveller is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can beat the Templar without a relic. Chuck Norris carrys RealKrafty and TripleWreck every week to the lighthouse using only throwing knifes. Chuck Norris can self res a Titan and Hunter. Chuck Norris once killed a hammer titan, yes just once. Chuck Norris once played Crotas end without any glitches.
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2 RepliesRandal the vandal was just Chuck Norris in disguise.
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Remember the cards on Cayde's Stash mission? They are actually left by Chuck Norris indicating how many times he f[b]u[/b]cked Cayde's girlfriend.
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Chuck noris official website: butterslam.com
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The Architects were killed by Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris put the hive back to sleep
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Chuck Norris does not dismantle mines. He roundhouse kicks them into oblivion, yes? Chuck Norris slayed Skolas by drinking the Orange Soda on his head. Chuck Norris kills Gorgons by looking at them.
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Chuck Norris has time to explain why he doesn't have time to explain
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3 RepliesGive me 1,000 bumps!!! I command you to comment!!
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1 ReplyEdited by xCPT WOODx: 11/8/2015 2:51:18 PMWhen Oryx tried to take Chuck Norris, Chuck Noris took Oryx When the worm ate at Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris ate at the worm When Chuck Norris drops a bead of sweat, a ghost is born
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1 ReplyChuck Norris can take down Crota with No Land Beyond...
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13 RepliesEdited by ABefuddledLion: 11/6/2015 12:38:38 PMChuck Norris saw Xur's strange groins and survived to tell about it Touch of Malice was made droplets of Chuck Norris's sweat while he did 10,000,000 pushups When Chuck Norris fights the Templar, he summons his legions and the Templar hides on top of the ledge Eris's last name is Morn because Chuck Norris killed everyone she loved so now she "morns" them Chuck Norris got every promised drop in the Iron Banner The tower NPC's are wearing masks because the masks that Chuck Norris got for the Festival of the Lost were made from the actual faces of the NPC's When Chuck Norris fights Golgoroth; Golgoroth has to hold HIS gaze. Chuck Norris knows who the exo stranger is and she had time to explain to him why she had no time to explain Chuck Norris punches Deej in the face at the end of every one of DeeJ's community posts. That's why the last line is always "DeeJ Out." DeeJ isn't writing that. Eris gave Chuck Norris king size candy bars instead of raisins Chuck Norris can get exotic engrams from Rahool..... for free.... and he decided what armor or weapon they decrypt into Chuck Norris never got the Chaperone. Because Chuck doesn't need a Chaperone for anything
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Chuck Norris killed a sun breaker Titan with only smoke grenades
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Edited by Untracked: 11/8/2015 4:05:17 AMOryx is chuck norrises bitch
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Chuck Norris lags oryx out of the game. Oryx gets error code Chuck.
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1 ReplyThe Thrall in the Abyss get "Weight of Chuck"
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Chuck Norris claps and Oryx dies.
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Chuck Norris went 0-0 in trials and went to the lighthouse
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He doesn't complain to bungie, bungie complains to him...
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2 RepliesWhen in crotas end, Crota gets the presence of chuck
