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Edited by Baur: 10/12/2015 11:14:55 PM
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First One To Make Me Laugh Gets Free Silver

Just write something funny that will make me laugh. First one gets $20 worth of silver. Winner:
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  • Watch this [spoiler]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fKho9vLjsZw[/spoiler]

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  • Fan of the SCP Universe? Try giving [url=http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2941]this[/url] a read. If not, let me explain. In this creative writing project, many users come together to write documents detailing the containment or handling of certain "anomalous objects", or objects that have abnormal properties (like a nail that pins somebody to the floor by their shadow). It's all meant for entertainment, although you'll find your share of unsettling horror that makes you think both in the articles, or the library.

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  • Edited by Astro-Louie: 10/14/2015 3:07:27 AM
    Friends found this funny but messed up [spoiler] Oreo is a game where you play rock paper scissors if you lose you have to ask someone out[/spoiler] I like this girl and she asked me out but she was playing Oreo

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  • ToC-good for getting exotics- takes 1 week to nerf Thorn-broke crucible- takes 6 months to nerf Im sensing something... Are you?

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  • People believe they will actually get free silver from this

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  • Something funny

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  • Something funny

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  • Fluffy banna

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  • A wave of my finger and a flick of my dick, ones up for me will kill you quick, so get on your knees to suck and blow, but not right now I've got to go!

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  • Laugh or I will find you, And I will make you laugh. Somehow.....

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  • I like to pupate on purple seasaws

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  • I just pee'd on my nuts.

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  • 9/11 joke inbound Be careful I warned you [spoiler]Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?[/spoiler] [spoiler]They can fly through 80 stories in a few seconds[/spoiler] Too soon... Sorry

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  • I rub my nipples with peanut butter while watching Jerry Springer.

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  • 😂😂😂

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  • Have you seen Biebers belly button tattoo? Send that kid some silver to remove it

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  • I just swallowed two strings and pooped then out tied together. I shit you knot

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  • LEEEEEEEEROY JEEEEEEENNNNNKANSSSSSS

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  • I'm too high for this

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  • Confucius says: Go to sleep with itchy butt, Wake up with stinky finger.

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    • ╰( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )つ──☆・゚ Clickity Clack, Clickity Clack, with this chant I summon ISIS to the chat! ╰( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )つ──☆・゚

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      • "Omg guys my spindle got nerfed wtf bungie why did you lie to meeeee!!!?!?!!"

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        • Attention destiny community! [spoiler]Testicles... that is all. [/spoiler]

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        • Ba da unkin donuts the home with the soul. Ba da unkin donuts - oh no?

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        • Girls are stupid. That's right, I said it. Men are the smart ones. I like to practice safe sex, because I'm smart. What do girls say, every time? "Why are you wearing a condom when I'm fu[i]c[/i]king you with a strap-on?" "To be safe, bitc[i]h[/i]!" Girls, right? They're the dumb ones.

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          • [Intro] You know where we at, it's primetime rappin', so lets go head and get into it Got our challenger over here, 225 is that area code or somethin', put that on map quest T-Steak, uh lets go head and get it to our main man, the champion himself, no need for introduction, SUPA HOT FIRE! First of all I'm not a rapper So lets go a head get into this little coin toss here, good luck Ay you know what I do, heads, you know how I go Yup tails Ay, ay, ay, I go first, ay, ay, tell'em, tell'em When it comes to Supa Hot he goes first What is this? [Verse 1: Supa Hot Fire] Check me out I broke up with my ex girl, here's her number Sike, thats the wrong number! Sweet dolla tea from McDonalds, I drink that Super Hot Fire, I spit that 2 and a half men, I watch that!  (I'm not a rapper) Aight check me out Glasses, jacket, shirt Call me glasses, jacket shirt-man Or call me Supa Hot boy, hundred degrees, leather jacket Cause I'm Supa Hot boy! (I'm not a rapper) [Verse 2: B-Bone] Is this what they put me up against, Supa Hot, I never heard of you I'm lookin at him, like is he stupid, I'm bout' to murder you My crew ain't waiters, but still servin' you I'm like shaq, I get fouled and then he's back to drop 32. (Shots!) Your girl always confuse my john with a spoon, pops Yeah she's tall enough to ride, Knotts I got the 2, but for you I keep the merchandise at the shops They told me I had to battle, I was like this is who they set up I'm like naw it can't be, this must be a setup [Verse 3: Supa Hot Fire] First of all, I'm not your friend, so stop lookin' at me I'm bout to end this man's whole career, but I'm not a rapper Look, boom, bam, bop, bada bop, boom, Pow!

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