Just write something funny that will make me laugh. First one gets $20 worth of silver.
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#Destiny
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https://www.bungie.net/en/Profile/254/6275222
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This is a true story. So my friend came over and I introduced him to this online game I use to play called Gaia Online. ( btw haven't played it in about 10 years lol got bored of it.) anyway he got way addictive to this game and actually wanted to find a online " girl friend ", I on the other hand have a computer and a laptop and so I let him use the computer. ( you can already guess what I did :D ) so I made a Female character and started talking to him, but here's the thing I made myself like a psychic chick that knew everything about him, so I type ask me anything. He types " where do I live ?" I type his address, and he looks at me from across the room is like " DUDE THIS GIRL KNOWS WHERE I LIVE ". Alright. Then here's the best part he then asked me what his last name was and I had no idea what it was so I'm like " hey what's your last name, he tells me and I type it in and he goes " DUDE THIS GIRL KNOWS MY LAST NAME " I started laughing so hard that I cried and he's like " this is you isn't " me still laughing I say yes. He's just like " you're an ass ". ( greatest moment of my life.)
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Destiny's story
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I walked into to the school bathroom and there was shit on the wall. No joke
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Wanna hear a joke? [spoiler]Gjallahorn[/spoiler]
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Deez nuts
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Nova Bomb post TTK.
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Weedle Weedle Weedle Weedle Weedle Weedle
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My dad just died of a heart attack... He is in the hospital on life support.
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Penis
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Burrito Es grande.........shit wrong thread
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iSpooky...is that the Halloween brand of that iPhone tablet thing? Those things are huge.
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Wrenis Pinkle and scrotal tuck
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You just made me laugh!
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Go to hell
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1 ReplyGuardian: cryptarch I got a legen.. Cryptarch: here's a blue Guardian: ok
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Something funny [spoiler]That will make you laugh[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyKinda racist... But sorry xD How do you blind fold an Asian? Wrap dental floss over his eyes
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4 RepliesEdited by StrictJaguar580: 10/14/2015 3:17:13 AMWhat is Jesus favorite gun [spoiler]nailgun [/spoiler]
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Best pickup line in he world: Guy: Hey, you from China? Girl: No, why? Guy: Ok. Sorry just wondering. Girl: wondering what? Guy: If you China-suck some dick tonight!
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I ate two strings and an hour later they came out tied together. I s*** you not
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I'm gonna copy someone but idgaf [spoiler]your KD is so bad, even Draksis has a better KD than you [/spoiler]
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My kd
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A long, long time ago, in the same galaxy that we strive to protect, was a loot cave. A cave that brought players together! And as the traveller's way of ending this looting spree, he told rasputin to chuck warsats at them.... Ahh I can hear the sound now... "LOOK OUT!" *guardian down* *guardian down* *guardian down* *guardian down* *guardian down*
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http://youtu.be/ps6YEbSTUkE
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Watch this [spoiler]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fKho9vLjsZw[/spoiler]