Depending on your reason, I'll decide whether I:
- Hate you
- Dislike you
- Am neutral towards you
- Like you
- Love you
[b][u]Important:[/u][/b]
This post is not meant to be taken seriously or personally at all, I am not trying to degrade anyone in any way, this is purely for fun.
Sorry if I have offended you.
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#Offtopic
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Cause I'm......... [spoiler]me[/spoiler]
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Well sir, imagine a room. There is a rich guy and a poor guy. Let's say I'm the rich guy. Now you have to like me, see?
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I have mild oerfectionism.
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2 RepliesWell... 1)I never ran over you 2)I put the shiny light on you so that nobody else would run over you 3) By the power of the Thunderstorm, I grant you 3 wishes
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2 RepliesI'll give you poptarts
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1 ReplyNo, give ME a reason to like you -Chuck norris
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1 ReplyI always drive around you and caress your side as I go by. The feel of the smooth plastic. The orgasmic orange colors accented by the sensual reflective stripes. The tip........so pointy. Aaahhh, memories.
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You shouldn't, but good day to you anyway.
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2 RepliesI have cookies.
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1 ReplyI've done things with your kind[spoiler]sexual things[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI'm not a coneist
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1 ReplyI saw your brethren on the road in the middle of rush hour. They were fallen and crushed. I ran across the street and got them back up. They lived to see to that road for months to come
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Because I give hugs? (>•_•)>
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I love you [spoiler]In a personal, sexual kinda way[/spoiler]
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I am a great chef. And i can even bake some desserts. I like cheesecake the best. But also cakes ( tres leches, carrot)and some pies. Also i am a pretty good bartender.
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2 RepliesWe have the same profile picture.
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1 ReplyI love lamp.
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1 ReplyI'm that Hobgoblin that always kills you in the VoG
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1 ReplyJUST DO IT [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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2 Replieswe have the same emblem, oh bby
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1 Reply[i]BECAUSE IF YOU DONT ILL FEAST ON YOUR INNARDS.[/i]
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2 RepliesU shouldn't
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2 RepliesWhen people say "get gud" I already have my fist in their ego filled shit hole.
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2 RepliesI don't enjoy eating clothing
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I like all kinds of cones, ice cream cones, cones that go on dogs heads, traffic cones are cool...but I hate pine cones. >:-(
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2 RepliesIm someone that will try to put a smile on someone else's face than my own. :3