If you feel the need to "show appreciation" for a product you paid for by naming your child born out of wedlock after a character from said product...
Yeah. I can already get a feel for how the rest of your life is going to play out.
Pro Tip: You don't win.
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Wedlock? Are you a jesus freak? My partner and I don't need a silly slip of paper to prove our love.
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Not at all. Marriage isn't strictly a Christian institution. In any case, get back to us in ten years and let us know how that works out for you.
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When I'm 47?
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Jesus, brother... I hope you're the 1 in 1,000.
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You seem a very angry young man.
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We're the same age. I guess...good luck?