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Edited by Wishmint:
2/22/2015 4:47:13 PM
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stuff your teachers did that pissed you off
When I was in 9th grade my teacher divided the class into boys on one side and girls on the other, and he put me in the girls side
EDIT: 666 replies. Satan is on our side!
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1 of my teachers apparently saw me giving a lad a bag of weed on the way to school, he smoked it all before going in and I think he grassed on me but anyway the -blam!-ers put me in withdrawal for the day and confiscated my fresh 50g of baccy. Wasn't a happy bunny.
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2 RepliesOk this isn't my teachers fault but mine but I thought it was funny So i had this REALLY REALLY COOL math teacher He had dread locks and glasses and was chill So he was making some tea in class because we were working So I finish, hand it in I'm like "what's that weird smell?" He like it's <wtf ever it's called> tea" I like "can I have some?" Now being the absolute badass he is says yes So I make it with help I sit it down at my desk Forgot something Jump back into desk Burning tea falls onto my balls I run around the class for 5 minutes while my teacher sits there Everyone laughs because I'm running around the class holding my nuts Other teachers come to see the commotion Since I was the cool kid no one cared that I had a stain on my pants which was steaming off since it was still a little hot Proceed with day with no problems
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2 RepliesMy history teacher said that WWII Russia couldn't have won without help. WWII Russia always wins
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not f[b]u[/b]ck me
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YOU SHOULD READ THIS ONE. My teacher once told me to go to hee house to study, which i really wanted to... and she opened the door naked and i -blam!-ing freaked out and left. Im gay btw.
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3 RepliesHe called me by my last name so I started calling him mark, his first name. A week later he never said wilber again
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1 ReplyWELL I CAN TELL YA RIGHT NOW HAVE TESTS BE %70 OF OUR GRADE [spoiler]Gotta love Highschool amaright? [/spoiler]
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My science teacher once gave me and some other kids detentions for going inside the classroom while we had her class, what the heck!?!?!?!?!? 😕😕
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Edited by LaxHockey1619: 2/16/2015 1:59:03 AMOne time my math teacher took my phone away and gave me a detention I was checking the time because there was no -Blam-!!! ing clock in the room and these two girls and one guy were playing games on there phones and she looks at them while they're still playing on them and then just looks away and does nothing by the way the teacher hated me cause I would never stop talking I was so pissed
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My gym teacher tried to fail me because I wasn't capable of participating because I had a broken ankle.
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Doing a test with some guy sitting beside me. He starts asking me questions. When I tell him to shush so we don't get in trouble, my teacher then looks at me and tells me to get out for talking. He got to stay.
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1 ReplyFailed me when I broke my arm. I had a doctor's note saying I couldn't write.
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One time in 6th grade I really needed to use the restroom like 10 min before class ended and my teacher wouldn't let me go. After 2 mins of waiting and my tiny bladder almost bursting I bolted. Best piss I've ever taken. After I got back the teacher gave me a detention. From then on I hated the teacher. Luckily for me the principal came in and (because she knew me) asked me why I was there. I told her and she let me go.
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Raising your hand to go to the bathroom as a high school senior.
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1 ReplyI can't remember but i got arrested for resisting arrest, use of a deadly weapon, and attempted murder..........i must been really pissed at that teacher cause I swore never get that angry again
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They said I could laugh in 7th grade, and called my parents because I laughed. Then my parents screamed at them and told them not to call for something stupid when they are at work trying to make money.
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Also I made a cupcake for my 7th grade teacher. He looks at it and says "no" when he turns around his arm knocks it down. [spoiler]GOT TO LOVE FRIKIN CALIFORNIA[/spoiler]
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My teacher in 7th grade math... She had everyone pair up but made me sit by her desk. ANOTHER TIME: I made a joke in class and everyone laughed (im kinda awesome ;) and she said [quote]be quite because nobody thinks your funny and you are trying way to hard[/quote] it broke my heart... It just went poof
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In fourth grade we had a sub that just talked about her like brothers cousins daughters fathers long lost dog who was blacklisted for buying chicken nuggets. Then the normal teacher yelled at us for getting her off topic.
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Everything.
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I would be fine with thag
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I really hated it when that one teacher made me do class work. Who the -blam!- did he think he was?
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2 RepliesWhen I was in 7th grade one of my teachers would always say ironic when meaning coincidence. To make matters worse it was my LA teacher.
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Two cases: one teacher hated when people were late to class and says that it DISRUPTS the entire class and she would proceed to verbally discipline any person who was a minute late infront of everyone. If she just let them sit down, no one would have been disrupted lol. She was a b I t ch. Another teacher hated that people were late and would take away the entire days participation points if a few minutes late. Just as I expected, people who were running late wouldn't show up at all cuz there was no point if you already lost so many points and the dumb a s s teacher would b like where is everyone?
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2 RepliesHow can he put you in the girls side? Wouldn't he of knew you were male when he was marking the roll? The roll says the sex and age of the student.
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Another time, I had put little scraps of paper in someone's hood. Ok, everyone did it, big deal. The teacher saw me put a scrap of paper in the guys hood, and gave me a detention. Im thinking, "WTF," but keep chill. I turn around, and see two kids flipping each other off and another slapping a different kid. The teacher looks at them and asks them to "please stop." What the actual...?
