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Edited by Wishmint:
2/22/2015 4:47:13 PM
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stuff your teachers did that pissed you off
When I was in 9th grade my teacher divided the class into boys on one side and girls on the other, and he put me in the girls side
EDIT: 666 replies. Satan is on our side!
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"Now let me explain to you-" (sits Pepsi on desk) "-why we can't have drinks in the classroom"
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1 Reply6th grade: my science teacher have me and a couple of other kids detentions for walking into the classroom while we had her class, what the heck!!!!!!!!!?????
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My teacher asked what 9•9 (could find the times sign) i answered and im in trouble ?
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2 RepliesI didn't have this teacher, but a few of my friends did. She was a math teacher and instead of using class time to teach, this was high school mind you, she'd give the class a packet of math problems and a link. The student would then have to go home and watch the video of her TEACHING the subject in the packet. They had to watch the video and in order to prove they did they had to solve the math problem or whatever and turn that in with their packet. So yeah, instead of teaching like she was supposed to during class time, she just sat at her desk while the students finished their packets from the day before or screwed off because they had no idea how to do the math.
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11 RepliesEdited by Captain Kwando: 2/13/2015 4:07:18 AM>have Jew permanent sub >Go from awesome funny and nice teacher, to pasty, bra stuffing, bad hygiene, annoying sub... >Allows us to eat in class, I'm fine with this >Jew holiday comes up "okay class it's pass over, you can't eat in this class for a week" >It'sHerClass,IRespectThat.Jpg >everyone's starts talking >I talk to my friend >"Well what if it was part of my religion to eat during Passover?" >Teacher runs I'mACrazyBitch.exe >"<insert real name here> get out to the hallway now!" >get's lectured by bad breathed, annoying teacher >"I meant nothing from it" >"Go to the Dean!" >dean hears about tale >Don'tWorryYou'reGood.Jpg >dean shits on teacher and her jewiness Jews: 0 Public Educational system: 1
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1 ReplyMy pen broke one day and I didn't have a spare, so I asked the teacher for one. She went to get one but got distracted. Three minutes later she asked why I wasn't writing anything, and gave me a detention for not having a pen. Thing is, she was convinced I'd never asked her and gave me another detention for lying to her. I didn't stay long in that class.
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When my grade 4 teacher told my parents that I had AD-HD even though I don't and then for the next 2 years I had to take "special" vitamins with no artificial flavour, some awful-tasting shit I had to put in my juice and again; couldn't eat artificial flavoured snacks... For 2 years.
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8 RepliesEdited by Steel Assassin: 2/15/2015 11:03:52 PMIn fourth grade I had the urge to vomit so I started to run for the door. Teacher blocked me and wouldn't let me leave, so I vomited on her instead. Actually, I quite enjoy looking back at that. She was not a nice lady.
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5 RepliesPenis inspection day
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My doctor gave me syringes for medicine that i needed and i was supposed to go to the bathroom to do it because i have to tkae it immediatly as soon as possible and i was old enough and responsible enough for them to let me do it myself but when i told my teacher she said no...she had fun getting that lawsuit on her after i fainted
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Teacher: Ok class, what kind of environment are we in? Me: Dangerous and Negative! Teacher:What was that?! Me: I mean Safe and Positive.
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"You kids need to grown up! Most of you are almost 18 years old, act your age!.........Now would everyone please take out your crayolas.."
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1 ReplyGave me herpes
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2 RepliesMath Teacher: You have to learn this because you won't be carrying a calculator with you everywhere *Pulls out iPhone*
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Lololol
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Teacher asked a question I don't answer because guy next to me already has the answer Guy next to me says the answer Teacher overlooks him and asks what was my answer even though he saw me naught do the problem
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"You think this is funny!" "No" "Yes you do, this is all one big game to you!" "It's not, really." "Oh Mr.funnyman over here!" "It's actually Sir Alexander funnymon the third, but please continue" "Alright well I've got a joke for you" "You could've just told me the joke, you didn't have to announce that you were about to tell a joke" "Detition until further notice!" "Right, well, I'm gonna have to go ahead and uhh... Disagree with ya there" "Go to the guidance counciler!" "Alrighty, well it's been real"
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Sophomore year of college, took a public speaking course (at the time it was required). Aced every speech I did and was easily on par to ace the course with flying colors. I get to my final speech and was told after the fact that I was supposed to have a visual aid of some sort to accompany the speech. Didn't have one and professor bumped my final grade down one letter grade because of it....
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In 7th grade, my algebra 1 teacher flipped out and picked up a chair and threw it right in front of a student.
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1 ReplyYou guys think these story's are bad! -blam!- that. Read my Shit. I was in grade one playing volleyball with a "friend" of mine, Sebastian. He was obviously cheating, excuse my Little Me language, so I called him a fire head. Than he said "I'm telling the principal!" So she called me into her office and said that Sebastian said I called him "The f-word, sh-word d-word and A-word." I said "I don't know any of those words! Except for the A-word!" I was being completely honest,then she said "Luke(my name), Fire Head is NOT a word, so you couldn't of said that." Had detention for 3 weeks after that.
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5 RepliesPunished the entire class because one person wanted to be an asshole
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Exist.
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Walked into the class room
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Breath
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Also, PE teacher not letting me revise when I had an exam next period. As well as the RE teacher who would give you after school detention for asking when you need RE in the real world. (instead of answering the question because you don't)
