The holidays seems to be a musical time, so why not. The less funny you are, the more coal you get in your stocking. [spoiler]If you are offended by me referring to a Christmas tradition as a playful addition to a shitpost, find a cliff for me and test the viscosity of the ground below. Research purposes. [/spoiler] [i]Throughout the night, I fight and I bite and I gripe and I swipe What a fright! These fluids draining from my pipe, Where solids are only right The last time in my life That I get fish on a flight[/i]