>Be me >Be insecure homeless kid >Meet blonde Mexican kid >Get bullied by blonde Mexican kid >Be flirting with the ladies one day >Juan Pablo kicks me in my really big penis >Grab the border jumper by his faggy hair >Repeatedly slam Juan's head into steel pole >Teacher uses PMS attack on me >Oh shit.jpeg >Beaner gets eye disorder >He can never stop blinking >Says he's going to beat the shit out of me >Social Security makes me move in with my Dad because homeless Mom >Dad lives in Wisconsin >Much win