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10/26/2014 4:32:59 AM
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How do you approach the opposite sex?
How would you describe the last experience of trying to ask a person on a date? How do YOU describe your methods in flirting? How oblivious are you when people try and flirt with you?
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You walk up to them and say "we'll bang okay"
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With my dick out.
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2 Respuestas70% of #Offtopic are virgins. This is not the place to get "advice" from.
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I spy on them and let my penis hang out so they'll see it [spoiler]what do you mean that doesn't work I've seen it happen all the time in videos [/spoiler]
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I usually wait until they're alone walking down a quiet street, then I approach them in my black, window tinted as dark as possible, number plateless van. Very high success rate I might add if you wanna try it.
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3 RespuestasI imagine I'm pretty oblivious. Then again, I think it'd be a little conceited to assume someone is flirting with me when they could just be being friendly.
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5 RespuestasElephant seal males fight with threats, vocalizations, and lunging to establish their territory. A threat is when a male raises up on his front flippers. This is followed by vocalizing into the proboscis. Subordinate males will immediately lie down and thus a hierarchy is established. If two alpha males are in the same area and do not move apart with the vocalized threats then they will physically fight by lunging at each other, using their cornified chests as a protective shield. This may result in blood-shed but rarely results in any real physical damage. Eventually one animal will give up, lie down and move away from the "winner's" territory. pretty much how i always do it beachmasters ftw
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By stabbing their heart, duh.
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Just stick it in her pooper. If I want to be subtle I use the ol' toast-envelope.
