This is another [spoiler]Satire[/spoiler] reply to Longface about his never ending crusade against McDonalds. Today's focus is his use of hate filled, spicy chicken to make you despise Wal-Mart. That Spicy Chicken, so full of hate, is an affront to Big Businesses everywhere. Let. Us. Begin. Wal-Mart employs a lot of people. They may have really crappy, entry level jobs that they might never get out of... But still. Lots of employment there. They also sell almost everything. Now, I live in the States. I have heard tale of Wal-Marts selling guns in store. I dunno, I live in Washington. Wal-Mart does a pretty dang good job getting people what they need cheaply, quickly, and efficiently. Every store has a similar layout, which a logical and methodical design. Sure, it's meant to get you to buy all the crap you can. But damnit! *Bangs hand on Table* They get results! Wal-Mart has its flaws, as does every corporation. But, know what? It has feelings, too. Maybe before you hurt it with your Spicy Chicken, you should ask yourself... Does Wal-Mart like Spicy Chicken? Can it tolerate the Spice? Can it even eat Chicken?!? Not if its cold man... Like yo heart... Wubba Lubba Dub Dubbs WubbaLubbaDubDubbs!!!