On 9-16-2014 we observed Philly D and his enormous D Day dick day, today we celebrate its resurrection. Philly D's resurrected D-Day Dick Commemorative Earth Screwing Day. Today we say "screw the earth" literally. Take you're weinie and shove it in an ant hill, a groundhog hole, a whale, anything to do with nature. And make sure to be thinking of how Philly's D died and rose up again to cleanse your balls of cheese.