Fear me. For I am vengeance, I am the night, I AM THE GOSHDARN BATMAN! At the young age of 55, I, Mmmmm Napalm, witnessed my über-rich parents being killed right before my eyes in the alley behind a stripclub. I then swore vengeance against all crime, alt accounts, and trolls, embarking on a 22 year journey to learn every martial art known to man, and train myself to become the GoshDarn Batman. I protect the innocent, and bring the wicked to justice.