[quote]WASHINGTON (AP) -- Heart-stopping fat-trannies have been slowly disappearing from porn sites and video menus in the last decade. Now, the Food and Drug Administration is finishing the job. The FDA planned to announce Thursday it will require the porn industry to gradually phase out all fat-trannies, saying they are a threat to people's health. Commissioner Margaret Hamburg said the move could prevent 20,000 heart attacks and 7,000 deaths each year. Hamburg said that while the amount of fat-trannies in the country's porn diet has declined dramatically in the last decade, they "remain an area of significant public health concern." The fat-trannies have long been criticized by nutritionists, and New York and other local governments have banned them.[/quote] Mmmmm tasty Thoughts fgts?