Masterchief is sitting on the beach eating a pineapple when he gets bored and boards a plane to Hawaii. Then after a week in Hawaii he gets bored and boards a plane to Connecticut. In Connecticut he takes a five mile hike by the shoreside. Then after a while he gets bored yet again and takes a plane back to where he started, [location classified]. Here while on a raft made of broken sandals and held together by duct tape while sipping a martini, he is shocked to discover that he left his wallet in the car. So paddling on his way back to the car, he is attacked by hunger and eats a hamburger. While he's eating a hamburger something happens out of the sudden that is not ordinary. The hamburger slips out of his hands and into the water; he curses at the thought. Then Aquaman appears and the two start fighting. Who will win? EDIT: People are taking this thread seriously? (Quick, everybody change your vote to masterchief!)