Yeah. March 16th 2013. I remember it like it was yesterday... I wake at night to what I think is the sound of wind. So I get up, and check all the windows. They're all closed. So now I'm getting kind of spooked, and I start to think it might have been my imagination. I hear the sound again, coming from the other end of the house. So I go over there, and it stops. The sound again, now from the side of the house I was just in. I sprint back and see a shadow move quickly. Now I'm really scared, and I'm starting to sweat. I go into the kitchen and grab a knife, thinking there's a thief in the house. I turn around to see the shadow again, at the entrance of the kitchen. I run at it and stab with all my might, but I go right thorugh it. The shadowed figure starts laughing this horrid shrill laugh and I can make out this shadowy type mouth. So I whip out my dick, shove it into his mouth and urinate like there's no tomorrow. It drowned to death and disappeared, never to haunt me again. And that's my story.