Giraffe, I could do all this weird shit with my neck.
And I could walk up to zebras like "Bitch get on my level"
You?
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Tapeworm
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Take a guess.
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A kitty.
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Octopus. They're the shapeshifters of the Animal Kingdom. Or wolf, because wolf.
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4 RespuestasA chicken. I'll be the chicken that nobody on the Earth ever put in a deep fryer and I will die of natural causes.
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A party animal
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2 RespuestasWolf, hands down. Arctic wolf if possible.
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A grizzly bear
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Editado por Ser Morgenstern: 3/29/2013 6:53:42 PMDragon, that way I'm a total badass, can fly, breathe fire, and I still retain my intelligence.
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1 RespuestaPeregrine Falcon.
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A bear dog, one badass prehistoric animal!
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Cat so I could just lay around all day and have people feed me and clean up after me.
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I'd be Tigerman
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Editado por LordMonkey: 3/29/2013 10:56:00 AMDefinitely a domestic house cat. I'd fear no one. Except Stosh and his camera.
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Editado por some passerby: 3/29/2013 10:41:31 AMWedge tailed eagle.
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I'd be a tiger or maybe a bird of some sort.
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Mosasaurus.
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I wouldn't want to be an animal, the human state is superior.
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1 RespuestaI have to admit, my first thought upon seeing this thread was that I don't remember making it. Anyways, Eagles. Because chicks dig eagles. And George Washington made love like an eagle falling down from the sky.
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There's a bunch that would be pretty legit. Crocodile. Sperm Whale. Honey Badger. But it's gotta be the Killer Whale. No natural predators, king of the sea, pack animal, hunt seals. What's not to like?
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2 Respuestas[url=http://www.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://th04.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2012/091/a/1/flying_whale_by_eyes_of_the_dead-d4un2md.jpg&imgrefurl=http://eyes-of-the-dead.deviantart.com/art/Flying-Whale-293329669&h=1032&w=774&sz=96&tbnid=DVV9A6yCtLJpZM:&tbnh=123&tbnw=92&zoom=1&usg=__yQt6n6YdPrr3u33ggq5OAkEhw40=&docid=kEZwwLovtgntoM&sa=X&ei=AxZVUYrDKcOoyAGXyIH4Dg&ved=0CFIQ9QEwCg&dur=763]A flying Whale.[/url]
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Editado por Precision Uncle: 3/29/2013 4:23:41 AMgirafarig is far superior.
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