Call the police immediately! [url=http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/man-banned-libraries-earth-article-1.1289988]Wisconsin man banned from ‘all the libraries on the face of the earth’[/url] Can they actually do that? Or is this guy headed to Canada for his free library fap-fix? Poor guy. What if he ever wants to like.... read a real book or something?