Back when I was younger a kid really had to go to the toilet. He asked 3 times, each getting a no, so he stood up and walked to the door. The teacher stopped him and went to get the principal for threatening to lubricate on her. When she left he walked over and pissed on the seat. The rest of the class looked at him. When she came back with the principal, she said that he was going to have a talk with everyone. He pulled the chair out (because he was fat and lazy) and sat down on it, soaking his buttocks with urination. He suddenly had a blank face, and he and the teacher realised what had happened. The kid was suspended for 2 weeks. That's basically the most crazy thing I have seen, except when a special ed kid threw a handful of burning hot ramen noodles (from one of those heat containing things) at a teachers face. I am sure the rest of you have much more interesting stories that I. Please, Share.