[quote][b]Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah (Yeah ) Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah (C'mon!) Santa! Well, He's a semi-funny pun-makin' mammal of action He's a hairy giant human Who'll never flinch from kids He's got more than just mad skill He's got a lot of debt and a bill And the women swoon whenever they hear him say... [i]How about that airline food?[/i] He's Santa Santa the Atheist Santa Santa the Atheist Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah Well he's lookin' real sharp in his 1980s red link hat He's got an iron will, nerves of steel and several other metal-themed attributes His fat is watertight And he's always up for a joke So when naughtys hear this sound they shakes in their boots... [i]HI, hungry im Santa[/i]! He's Santa Sanra the Atheist Santa Santa the Atheist He's got more than just mad skill. He's got a huge debt and a bill. And the women swoon whenever they hear him say... [i]Why did the chicken cross the road?[/i] He's Santa Santa the Atheist Yeah, Santa Santa the Atheist Talkin' 'bout Santa Fat-ass-mannnnnn[/b][/quote]