Trump, the chosen one. He's been chosen by the gods to wield the ancient blade, known to us mortals only as the "Covfefe", which he will use to [i]purge[/i] the land of the evil Demonrats. He must collect the pieces of the Constitution guarded by the Archdemonrats and sit in the oval office to restore the balance of the United States of America, and bring it into a new golden age. He must act quickly and with determination, for if an Archdemonrat can reach the oval office instead of him, the country, nay, the world is surely doomed! Remember, if you don't worship Trump, you will be purged along with the Demonrats!