[quote][b]Lee the Sheriff walks into the sheriff's department with a megaphone in hand. He raises it up and yells into the mic. He was right next to beep when he did so[/b][/quote] [b]Lee[/b]: [b][i][u]Attention! The Sheriff's department has opened it's door to some new recruits![/u][/i][/b] [b]Beep[/b]: [i]OH MY GOD DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO DO THAT IN MY -blam!-ING EAR??[/i] [i]*Lee raises the megaphone again*[/i] [b]Lee[/b]: [b][i][u]Sorry! So president Ring has allowed us more funds, and I thinks its a good idea to expand further! With the four horsemen... Gone..? For now at least, it gives us time to clutch our balls and stand up. So, we have one new recruit right now! Everyone gather round and give em a warm welcome![/u][/i][/b] [quote][b]Beep, Pencil Snake, Cobalt, Raptor, and Acro get close to the door[/b][/quote] [b]Lee:[/b] Alright, here he is! [quote][b]A figure in knight armor walks in[/b][/quote] [b]John Watson[/b]: Uh... Hello! [b]Cobalt[/b]: A knight, eh? That's a little weird for deputies don't cha think Lee? Well I mean we got a big butt raptor so I guess it's not that ba- [b]Raptor[/b]: [i]<inaudible angry raptor screech>[/i] [b]Cobalt[/b]: Okay, okay, I'm sorry! [b]Raptor[/b]: <inaudible angry face expression: >:( > [b]Acro[/b]: Ah, this one's a mighty warrior, I've seen him on the front lines [b]John[/b]: Yup, and now it's totally legal! [b]Pencil Snake[/b]: ... [spoiler][quote][quote][quote][b][i][u]GIVE ME A HUG BUDDY[/u][/i][/b][/quote][/quote][/quote][/spoiler] [b]John[/b]: W-what? [quote][b]Pencilsnake hugs John so hard his armor begins to crack[/b][/quote] [b]John[/b]: S-s-top it you -blam!-! [b]Pencil Snake[/b]: :( [b]John[/b]: Sorry, I didn't mean it like that... It just slipped out [i]*Pencilsnake goes back to his desk with a dad facial expression*[/i] [b]Beep[/b]: Way to go, dip shit. [b]John[/b]: Oh man... [b]Acro[/b]: Might be mighty, but he's kind of a douche. I'm going back to my lab to sciency astral shit. [quote][b]Everyone returns to their post and John & Lee are left at the front door[/b][/quote] [b]Lee[/b]: Hey don't worry bout it. They're just not very accepting usually. Except pencil snake. That was kinda rude man [b]John[/b]: Sorry, he started to damage my armor and it felt like my lungs were about to bust [b]Lee[/b]: We must endure pain with a smile! [b]John[/b]: Ok then... So what ever happened to the Outlaw [b]Lee[/b]: We're just gonna act like that Never happened. It was a terrible arc anyways. Here's to new beginnings, John. I look forward to working with you [b]John[/b]: As do I, Sheriff ------------------------------------------------------------ Wanna become apart of the department? Leave a resume! [spoiler]I think I spelt that right[/spoiler] [b][u]I.T Department[/u][/b] Beep Pencilsnake GiantSlayer Tippy Ult Loot Crate (a vending machine that's busted) Disciple4Christ4 Ra-ra-rasputin Iron Ninja Good noodle [b][u]Lab Department[/u][/b] Acro Hammer GameSlayer50 Sylver Rose Jäger [b][u]Deputies[/u][/b] John Watson Raptor Cowboy Cobalt Saber-2 Gragnirik Veggie One Eye Bucky [b][u]have-to-kill-you-if-I-tell-you[/u][/b] Psyperactive [b][u]Personal Assassin[/u][/b] Supreme butthurt