[quote]Ingredients: One full gourd Two slices of bread A head of lettuce A barrel of bacon Two Tomatoes Steps: Firstly cut open the gourd, then empty the inside of seeds and guts, skin the inside and put into a blender Second take the lettuce and put it on one slice of bread, not just a piece of lettuce, the entire head Third put as much bacon as you can Fourth throw the tomatoes at your neighbour Fifth pour gourd on the sandwich Fifth put second slice of bread on top of the sandwich [/quote] A recipe Not just for me For you! Although don’t actually do The steps are a meme!