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[i]They all bow facing the throne of bone and ice where I sit and ponder what to make for lunch.[/i] Oh, I see you have cats.

Did you do it?

You can never go wrong with a grilled cheese sandwich.

I napped for about two hours and then the dog woke the whole house because the neighbors slammed their car door and now I'm wide awake again yaaaaaaaay!

Go to sleep Nil

Day 74 of no fap As I exited my vehicle to walk into work I caught scent of a female in heat 73.35 meters upwind. Because of the fog I couldn’t see her yet but judging by the scent she was mid twenties, and healthy. My ultra attunated hearing was able to pick up her gait, which put her at about 5’6”. My mind, free of the constraints of porn and indecent imagery, was able to calculate her weight based on the ripple in the testosterone continuum produced by her footsteps as she walked away from me. Being that I was 10 minutes early for work, I made chase and followed her through the fog still without visual contact. I was like a pilot navigating the white abyss by instrument alone. I was trailing her about 130m behind when I sensed her phone vibrate in her purse through the pavement. Holding my ear to the ground I was able to faintly pick up on the conversation she was having with beta BF. Based on the annoyed tone in her voice I knew now was the time to strike. I readied my legs and concentrated all of my Testo-chakras into my Vastus Medialus muscles as I assumed a sprinters starting stance. I exploded forward in a cataclysm of sex hormone fueled rage. Exactly 2.54 nanoseconds later I began to phase through time and space as I meshed with the testosterone continuum. As I phased through the helpless female target I {REDACTED}. As I began to slow down 33.6 light years later, I realized that while she would have wanted to thank me for giving her the gift of my superior seed that she was already dead and gone having raised my CHAD progeny to repopulate the earth. As I float into the the celestial abyss of the greater Crab Nebula I am not filled with regret for having left my world, but rather happiness for having left it a better place. You’re welcome gentlemen

This, ladies and gents, is why pentagrams are not a joke

Not sleeping is easy. Havent had a proper nights sleep in YEARS (as in more than 30 to 45 mins of sleep at a time)

How's the new home. Have a hell warming gift. *places suspicious box on table*

You should probably go to bed. Sleep is a very important part of your health. [spoiler]Also...ALL HAIL QUEEN NIL!!![/spoiler] [spoiler]I don't know why I said that, I just wanted to.[/spoiler]

<looks around> I like what you've done with the place. Here's a toaster for an underworld warming gift.

Tea and toast is always a good option if you want a quick lunch. How’s the realm?

Ambien Did wonders for me.

have you considered a soul smoothie? On a side note, your realm will be receiving visitors soon

Two days is nothing, I went over a year of only sleeping every other night. Actually got pretty used to it 😉