The esteemed Prophet of our Lord and Saviour Bernthal the Great, xombiexronad has chosen my humble self to deliver this message. So I’ll do my best to capture the essence of the message. “Hear ye, hear ye oh faithful of the One True Cookie! I, the Mouthpiece of Bernthal the Stupendous and deliverer of the molassesiest of molasses cookies, got super jealous of the camping trip that some others have recently departed on. But being that my joints ache and I’m of a more seasoned age than those young whipper snappers, I’ve decided to go glamping with them. So drink up and eat hearty, ChubbyNinja......you’ll need your strength for the mud wrestling this weekend!” Signed, Your Guiding Light and Baker of all Good Things Molasses, xombiexronad