• Political posts are stupid. As your president, I will firmly say “no” to everyone who makes a political post. • I will make a version of Despacito for OffTopic, and more. As your president I will develop some spicy and high quality OC. I have the Adobe Suite. • Everyone will be issued thread lock keys, so that no threads can be locked. • I will develop a true Minecraft server for OffTopic in the Summer of 2019. This will be an investment I’d be willing to make as your president. • I will updoot every post as president. Don’t you want that delicious extra like? Free dopamine for all! If you like what you see, feel free to bump me. Help me win that [b]epic[/b] Presidential Royale this Porch Day.