When I was younger, my mom and I went into a Walmart (in the not so good part of the city we lived in.) This is no joke, but there was a spot in the parking lot where I assume hookers hung out at, becasue some nasty looking ladies always waited outside their cars at night, only to have other cars come up, and they would gt in and leave. Anyway, back to the point, we were in said Walmart (don't know why she picked this one to go to) we were in the produce isle. My mom told me to go get a cucumber. So I ran back to go gt one. It was a little awkward running back to my mom with the cucumber because this must have been the biggest damn cucumber i had ever seen in my life. Thing was long. As I was running back to my mom, these two, really, REALLY sketchy, run down looking woman walked by me. I mean they looked like they had been rode hard and kicked out. One of them looks at the cucumber I was holding and I shit you not, started licking her lips and said "oooooooooh boy, why don't you go ahead and give me that cucumber?" with a really strange look in her eye. Now this shocked the shit out of me as I was about 11-12 years old I think. I had a general idea at the time what she was referring to when saying that to me, but what made what she said so weird, was how she looked and how she was looking at me and the cucumber. Hands down the most strange experience with a stranger I have ever had.