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Editado por ManOfLight:
5/14/2018 11:51:30 AM
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Hypothetical Scenario #13
You are walking around when you are suddenly mugged
What do you do?
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Not get mugged.
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Editado por RunnerGunner-: 5/7/2018 5:09:12 AMDepends on what time this happens because its possible it may only take half the time to fight them.. *waits for the wind to blow the dust away off the alley and off of my heart* Wait... would I even be there to fight them??
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1 RespuestaI declare war on the Cabal on mars. [spoiler]So let’s get to taking out their command one by one. Valus Ta’aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon. But with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out and break their grip on Freehold. [/spoiler]
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2 RespuestasEditado por bigtimejamez: 5/1/2018 7:11:38 PMThe mugger says “Gimme your wallet!” And I say “[i]No.[/i]” Then the mugger threatens to shoot me. And then I draw my lightsaber and say “[i]You will try[/i]” I then acquire the high ground. The mugger pulls his gun, and I say “[i]Don’t try it.[/i]” Then he tries to fire his gun at me, but I cut his hand off. Then I say “[i]Omae wa mou shindiru[/i]” And he says “[b][i][u]?!NANI!?[/u][/i][/b]”
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Mug him back
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[quote]That’s surprising You know what’s not surprising How much money you can make by switching to Geico[/quote]
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Hit them with an actual mug
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Wouldn't happen, I drive. Fast. No breaks.
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chase him down, step on his neck and spit in his face. Then call the police to have his ass arrested
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Wonder how tf someone mugged me when I'm not carrying anything with me.
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https://i.pinimg.com/originals/79/aa/40/79aa4070c1f8ba35d207f9901ef1d018.jpg
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Jokes on him, he just took all of the debt I carry in my wallet. [spoiler]thanks mugger dude, I really appreciate it[/spoiler]
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Call him and say, “I don’t know who you are, but I will find you, and I will kill you.”
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1 RespuestaPee on them to assert dominance.
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Editado por Chance: 5/1/2018 4:56:40 AMScream "I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AN ANIME BY MY SIDE, AHHHHHHHH" then beat the -blam!- out of him
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I have been mugged? Then I hope no one pours hot coffee in me, I am more about the cold drinks.
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1 RespuestaWell the only good course of action is to threaten to spoil Infinity War, or just gain the high ground and tell the mugger not to try it
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1 RespuestaSay “no u” and then mug them
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I throw my tea in his face.
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Editado por Kittimu: 5/1/2018 3:07:29 PMI never carry stuff with me tho (no pockets). Unless it’s my backpack I guess.
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mug them back
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Editado por ElementNinja: 5/1/2018 2:14:20 PM[quote]You are walking around when you are suddenly mugged What do you do?[/quote] As the mugger walks or runs away, I tackle them from behind. They will instinctively move the arm holding the weapon towards me. I intercept it and I break their arm at the elbow. I will ”drop” the weapon just out of reach of their other arm, and they will instinctively reach for it to avenge their injury. I will then take that arm and break it at the elbow as well. I will paralyze the use of their legs via pressure point. I will then open a portal and drag them through into the past. We are both now in ancient Utah. The sun is beating down from on high. We are in a forest clearing. I pull out this oddly shaped whistle flute and blow into it, making a loud, resonating hooting call. Within seconds I receive multiple responses, like wolves singing after a fresh kill. From the tree line I make out four of them: raptors almost as large as an allosaurus. At least 20 feet long, over eight feet tall. I open another portal to the present time. As the raptors come closer, the largest one glances at me, familiar with my presence. We hold a gaze for only a brief moment before I turn back to the mugger lying on the ground. I smile, then turn away. The mugger begins to cry out in... pain? Protest? I hear the chomping of jaws, the cackling of the raptors as they enjoy this light snack. It was just lie Dr. Grant said: “You’re alive when they begin to eat you.” I pass through the portal and it closes behind me. I’m back to where this whole debacle started. I chuckle smugly to myself. I glance down. I glance around me. I see only the mugger’s weapon on the ground. I pat my self down multiple times. My pockets are empty. [b] [/b] [b] [/b] Shit. [spoiler]I never took my stuff back.[/spoiler]
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8 RespuestasWyoming, Wyoming Wyoming. Wyoming Wyoming Wyoming, Wyoooooooooohming, Wyoming! Wy . . . Oh . . . MING! ^Wyoming
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Batista Bomb him through the nearest table
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What weapon does he have?
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Give him the wallet...after I took all my money and cards out. He did say give me your wallet. If this continues just I'll just bite somewhere until he says uncle
