Please. Pokemon is the most zoophile series I've ever seen. Onyx is a giant rock hard wang. Trainers are constantly fondling poke balls. The starting three pokemon are either leaf, water, or fire, a not-so-subtle allusion to the homoerotic 70s band. When pokemon evolve they're really just hitting puberty. The ones who prefer unevolved pokemon are poke-peods and the ones who evolve their pokemon quickly are just too horny to wait. They're healed with potions. In all likelihood that is viagra. The back rooms of poke centers are rooms for wild sex orgies. And don't tell me that when the characters fly or surf on the backs of pokemon there isn't a little hanky panky going on. The whole show is liberal propaganda. It tries to indoctrinate our children with the idea that sex with animals is ok.