Mine would chronically itch until I stumbled across a cure. This is 100% un reliable but if there is a even 0% chance of it helping you I feel obliged to let you in on the secret. You must flash at least 3 middle aged women who go into the tampon aisle at the market. There's a 65% chance that 5 out of the 3 will ovulate in the next couple weeks and they'll be horny, they will cure the itch.