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Editado por DoctorTicklesPhD: 6/27/2016 6:07:22 PM
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What is your gender identity?

My personal gender identity is Danny DeVito. Ever since I was 5 years old, I've felt a strange connection to Arnold Schwarzenegger, as if we were...twins. Other boys wanted to play with monster trucks, while I wanted to exchange murders with my writing teacher. On Friday I'm having my plastic surgeon do a major height reduction, and getting a magnum dong installed. If you disagree with this you're a disgusting DeVitophobe and need to rethink your life choices.
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  • I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping .50 cal bullets on disgusting terrorists. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m delusional but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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