Now that's just harsh, you're implying Satan has low standards, what if he's a nice guy? You're not being very nice to him, you know what his job is don't you? Yeah, I'd respect him a little more if I were, unless of course you're a masochist and want to be metaphorically tortured for all of eternity by a non-existent deity

I'm not even sure I could hook her up with a friend of mine who happens to be a lesbian femnazi herself [spoiler]Maybe we could put her on a dating show?[/spoiler]